Saturday, September 27, 2008

Have you ever wondered....?

Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
Crime doesn’t pay … does that mean my job is a crime?
Do prison buses have emergency exits?
How come you can kill a deer and put it up on your wall, but it’s illegal to keep one as a pet?
If a bouncer gets drunk, who throws him out?
What happens to an 18-hour bra after 18 hours?
If an escalator breaks down, does it become stairs?
If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack, should they save him?
Why does the Easter Bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don’t lay eggs.
Why isn’t pink called light red?
How can something be “new” and “improved”? If it’s new, what was it improving on?
Was the pole vault accidentally discovered by a clumsy javelin thrower?
In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?
What happened to the first 6 UPs?
Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn’t it be called an inlet

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